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Suck-Ass Performer of the Game
Jon Rauch
Jon Rauch
(0.1 IP, 2 H, 1 BB, 2 ER)
Suck-Ass Performance Stats
Player Number
Jason Kubel 12
Michael Cuddyer 10
Matt Guerrier 10
Nick Blackburn 9
Denard Span 8
Jim Thome 8
Alex Burnett 7
Kevin Slowey 7
Scott Baker 6
J.J. Hardy 6
Orlando Hudson 6
Jon Rauch 6
Francisco Liriano 5
Justin Morneau 5
Jesse Crain 4
Delmon Young 4
Brendan Harris 3
Ron Mahay 3
Joe Mauer 3
Matt Tolbert 3
Drew Butera 2
Alexi Casilla 2
Jose Mijares 2
Carl Pavano 2
Nick Punto 2
Jason Repko 2
Danny Valencia 2
Drew Butera 1
Randy Flores 1
Ron Gardenhire 1
Pat Neshek 1
Glen Perkins 1
Trevor Plouffe 1
Wilson Ramos 1
Anthony Slama 1

What's better than 1 soggy, rain-delayed, pathetically-pitched, offense-free baseball game? That's right, 2 soggy, rain-delayed, pathetically-pitched, offense-free baseball games! I'm feeling rather morose. I daresay I'm languishing here. I need something to cheer me up. Oh, look! MSN has a story on some adorable polar bears falling in love at first sight. How cute, they're cuddling!

Well that makes me feel better. In fact, I'm feeling sooooo much better, I think I should go for a swim with them...

 

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0 # Dad 2009-04-23 13:58
now that was a good setup :-)
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0 # Beth 2009-04-23 23:46
Thanks. I try.
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0 # Mrs. Morneau 2009-04-24 11:22
Agreed. Pretty sure this post made my day yesterday.

P.S. Dad... No nickname yet?
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0 # BB 2009-04-24 17:57
why does that lady look like she's in so much pain, the polar bear is clearly just trying to lick her back.
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0 # Lost in my woods 2009-04-24 18:14
Mrs. Morneau ... how's this?
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0 # Beth 2009-04-25 00:30
I like it. But you should capitalize it "Lost In My Woods" or I will be irritated...
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0 # LostInMyWoods 2009-04-25 09:21
maybe I'll just make it one word so I don't have to find the space bar :-)
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0 # Beth 2009-04-25 11:11
Yeah, the space bar is soooo hard to find given that it's the LARGEST KEY ON THE KEYBOARD! Wouldn't want you to strain your thumb or anything.
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0 # Mrs. Morneau 2009-04-26 17:45
Haha. I approve!
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